BREAKING NEWS: WEST VIRGINIA’S NEW COACH WILL BE BRUCE BAUMGARTNER’S MUSTCHACE

I was going to do a whole fake press release about how Bruce Baumgartner’s legendary mustache is going to fill the vacant HC position at WVU for April’s Fool Day, but that would take too long, so instead let’s just bask in the glory of the this North Jersey World Champion’s upper lip warmer:

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I couldn’t find evidence of the ‘stache from the Baumer’s college days, but as far as I know he’s had it at least since graduating, so that’s like over 30 years of uninterrupted mustache dominance. As you can see, he’s still rockin the Tom Selleck (technical term) as the Edinboro AD. An unparalleled achievement in US Olympic athlete facial hair, as far as I know (records are spotty).

Congratulations to Bruce Baumgartner and mustache enthusiasts everywhere!

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